Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...