Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....