What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
The definition of a phallic symbol
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A Train and a Teacher?
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10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Naming the Twins
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Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Super Long Classic!
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Grape and Elephant
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Catfish vs. Lawyer
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Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...