Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...