When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...