Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…