Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...