Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...