What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...