Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...