How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...