Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...