Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...