Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
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Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Penguin goes into a bar
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King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...