A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
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Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
spitting in the vase
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Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...