If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...