Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...