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The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Sharing everything
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New college classes for men!
College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Men and Parking Spots
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There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...