One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...