Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...