What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
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Tee Shirt Lines
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What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Airline Funnies!
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How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...