Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...