What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...