Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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