Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...