What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...