Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...