Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...