Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...