Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...