What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...