A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...