Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Royal Penis Comparison
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Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!