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Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
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Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Whorehouse
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Sorry for eating the peanuts
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