Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...