19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Question answer 01
|Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...