Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....