What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...