The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...