A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...