Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
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A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
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A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
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One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
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“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...