What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...