Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...