THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
The newly web game!
|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...