Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....