You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...