Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....