Definitions of Children
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Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...