The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...