You Might Be A College Student:
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After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...