Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...